As I arose from bed this morning at the ripe hour of noon, I came to the sneaking realization that a dangerous and incapacitating disability was going to rule my every action this cinco de Mayo. As a result of my celebratory behaviors last evening, I awoke with the many symptoms associated with PDRS, [...]
Today, not-withstanding my Christmastime blogging break, I am writing my 100th post as the Startup Fiance. Given that I usually spend roughly 30 minutes writing, editing, and publishing each post, I have now officially spent at least 50 hours perfecting my literary craft; I think 50 hours is a gross understatement, but is not [...]
I arrived home today to find a large dumpster in our driveway, thanks Dave, while other items around the house seemed to be missing, including Butterfinger, Tucker, and Guapo. I was pretty excited to see the dumpster since we have neglected to take the trash out for almost 2 months now, but the missing [...]
It has been about a month now since my last Whatchamacallit sighting. I believe when he first moved in was right around my birthday, so it has been a solid 3 months since his transplantation from east to west coast. He had been calling Butterfinger and I for months prior to his planned [...]
I am a very light sleeper, I suppose that is part of the reason I have a hard time understanding how someone could sleep through an alarm clock louder than a nuclear power plant evacuation bell, and carry on conversations while they float in the purgatory between sleep and consciousness. For as long as [...]
