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If Beer Was Illegal

February 18 0 Comments Category: Freelance Writing, News, Realpolitik

An analogy for all the prohibitionists out there…
Imagine, if you will, alcohol was once again banned.   In a throwback to 1920’s and 1930’s America, you can no longer obtain the forbidden brew at your local ABC Store, Grocery, or distributor.  Do some visualization here and think about those times when you really like to [...]

Internet FTW!

February 16 0 Comments Category: Karma, News

Justice has been served for Kenny Glen, cat torturer! Dusty (the cat) is doing fine, and the YouTube cat abusers (aka future serial killers) have been released to the custody of their parents, thanks to 4chan.

My Official Statement to Kellogg

February 10 3 Comments Category: Freelance Writing, Funny, Health, News

You would think Kellogg would want the marijuana advocates on their side, seeing as most of their foods like Cheez-Its, Chips Deluxe, and Pop-Tarts, fall into the realm of quintessential munchie foods.  I can just see the headline now – “Kellogg Shows Support for Phelps, Cheez-Its Fly Off Shelves”.  Obviously this is just a dream, [...]

The Michael Phelps Marijuana Debacle

February 03 1 Comment Category: Freelance Writing, Karma, News, Realpolitik

I am sure by now most of you have seen the picture of America’s beloved merman Michael Phelps partaking in some extracurricular activities.  He apologized, they accepted, and all seems to be well in the world of professional swimming sponsorships.  I guess I should forget about it like everyone else…  But you know what, the [...]

Congratulations Obama

February 03 0 Comments Category: Entertainment, News, Realpolitik