This is a reply to a blog post written by a contemporary of mine named Amy, whose blog goes by the name ‘Ship in a Bottle’. Please read her blog post, My Biological Egg Timer is Ticking, Ticking, Ticking, before reading my analysis and reply.
I sincerely hope this whole thing is a joke – the [...]
Food manufacturers, listen up. I really do not know why you think you have suddenly morphed into culinary ninjas slipping silently under the radar of the American people, and I just wanted to bring it to your attention that the subtle trickery is not fooling anyone. We, the people of America, understand your problems. We [...]
I wish I could say I had all kinds of fun adventures and spent a whole week soaking up the rays on the beach, but the truth is that I spent most of my vacation laying on the couch, visiting the toilet, and rotting my brain with television. My delusions of drinking grandeur were shattered [...]
It is true that they removed cocaine from Coca-Cola decades ago, but it still does not really make Coke any less of a drug. Turns out that removing the cocaine from Coca-Cola was just an attempt at avoiding redundancy, as a Coke soft drink has a similar effect on your body as the powdery [...]
While I never met Andrea, I was introduced to her blog a few months ago through a friend in the Philadelphia area holding a fund raiser in her honor. Punk Rock Mommy is Andrea’s weblog, and was created by her to document the journey of a wife and mother of six’s battle with Inflammatory [...]
