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My Official Statement to Kellogg

February 10 3 Comments Category: Freelance Writing, Funny, Health, News

You would think Kellogg would want the marijuana advocates on their side, seeing as most of their foods like Cheez-Its, Chips Deluxe, and Pop-Tarts, fall into the realm of quintessential munchie foods.  I can just see the headline now – “Kellogg Shows Support for Phelps, Cheez-Its Fly Off Shelves”.  Obviously this is just a dream, [...]

Tofurky Anyone?

I thought staying true to pescatarianism (if that is even a word) would be more difficult around the holidays.  It would mean the absence of baked beans with bacon, an empty bowl where my endive with hot bacon dressing used to rest, finding a substitute for the slab of ham I used to use to [...]

Pescatarian

October 20 2 Comments Category: Environment, Health, Pescatarian

It has been one month now since Butterfinger and I decided to forgo partaking in various types of animal flesh, excluding fish.  I like to say that now I do not “eat anything with feelings”, but my sister brought it to my attention that lobsters have been shown to feel pain when submerged in pots [...]

Lobotomy

It is late right now and I am going to catch some zzz’s for the drive up to Santa Cruz tomorrow; we are heading up to stay with a friend and check out some places to possibly move in the next month or so.  This Monday morning I would like to direct you to one [...]

Biological Egg Timer

September 24 1 Comment Category: Freelance Writing, Health

This is a reply to a blog post written by a contemporary of mine named Amy, whose blog goes by the name ‘Ship in a Bottle’.  Please read her blog post, My Biological Egg Timer is Ticking, Ticking, Ticking, before reading my analysis and reply.

I sincerely hope this whole thing is a joke – the [...]