My roommate is not known for his attention to detail, and this includes keeping on top of expiration dates and removing rotting food from the fridge. Knowing this, about once a week I spend some time going through the contents of our community refrigerator – removing hairy strawberries, watching cheese age before my eyes, and [...]
Staying positive is somewhat difficult when it always seems that people are unintentionally/intentionally doing things to throw wrenches in your path. We made the decision to sell the GTI, a car Butterfinger has had since 0 miles, to give us a one-up on our impending move. We thought we had made the decision to give [...]
Looking for a way to waste the rest of your Friday afternoon? Need a distraction from counting the minutes on the clock until you can crack open a cold one and eat some beef jerky? I just may have something for you! Cake Wrecks is a glorious site featuring the absolute worst in cake construction [...]
As soon as we walked into the house, I knew we were in for it. Like a pair of bumbling social retards, we entered the sparsely populated house, making a beeline to socialize with the two folks with whom we are most comfortable – the friend who invited us, and his dog. Butterfinger was decked [...]
I wish I could say I had all kinds of fun adventures and spent a whole week soaking up the rays on the beach, but the truth is that I spent most of my vacation laying on the couch, visiting the toilet, and rotting my brain with television. My delusions of drinking grandeur were shattered [...]
