Archive - Freelance Writing

The Wheel in the Sky Keeps on Turning…

February 11 3 Comments Category: Family, Freelance Writing, Friends

It is my hope that the catchy classic rock song title of this post will get so stuck in your head that it will serve to detract from the lack of an amazing reappearance to my website I am about to make.  I had planned all sorts of PR-worthy stunts related to my return to [...]

If Beer Was Illegal

February 18 0 Comments Category: Freelance Writing, News, Realpolitik

An analogy for all the prohibitionists out there…
Imagine, if you will, alcohol was once again banned.   In a throwback to 1920’s and 1930’s America, you can no longer obtain the forbidden brew at your local ABC Store, Grocery, or distributor.  Do some visualization here and think about those times when you really like to [...]

My Official Statement to Kellogg

February 10 3 Comments Category: Freelance Writing, Funny, Health, News

You would think Kellogg would want the marijuana advocates on their side, seeing as most of their foods like Cheez-Its, Chips Deluxe, and Pop-Tarts, fall into the realm of quintessential munchie foods.  I can just see the headline now – “Kellogg Shows Support for Phelps, Cheez-Its Fly Off Shelves”.  Obviously this is just a dream, [...]

Paying Taxes on Adsense Earnings

This year I find myself in a strange tax predicament.  Not only have I moved across the country (again), but I have earned more than $400 through Google AdSense.  According to the IRS, this fact makes me a business owner.  In the eyes of the law, my business of website content writing is a Sole [...]

The Michael Phelps Marijuana Debacle

February 03 1 Comment Category: Freelance Writing, Karma, News, Realpolitik

I am sure by now most of you have seen the picture of America’s beloved merman Michael Phelps partaking in some extracurricular activities.  He apologized, they accepted, and all seems to be well in the world of professional swimming sponsorships.  I guess I should forget about it like everyone else…  But you know what, the [...]