The Scorpion King 2 is the epic prequel to The Rock’s rise to power in the original Scorpion King movie.  You may not be aware that this terd of a movie even exists due to its ’straight to DVD’ status, but it is a definite must-see for people that can appreciate painfully terrible acting and visual effects that could have been executed in the 1995 edition of Microsoft Paint.  The star-studded cast of Scorpion King II includes a bonehead UFC fighter, a female lead that is best known for her role as Courthouse Reporter #1 in Batman Begins, and a young Rock played by the amazing talent also known as Blue Time Force Ranger of Power Rangers Time Force.  (more…)

September 7th, 2008 | Videos, Funny, Freelance Writing, Entertainment | No comments

Want to know how to get a Big Mac for $1?  Ever wondered what animal style at In-N-Out Burger really means?  If you answered yes to either of these questions, or are on a quest for food knowledge, then today is your lucky day!  Below you will find a few of my tips on how to order ‘off the menu’ at some of the most popular fast food restaurants.  Know something I don’t?  Add your tip in the comments section, and help everyone to maximize their greasy food indulgences. (more…)

September 1st, 2008 | Recipes, Best and Worst Lists, Entertainment, Startup Diet | 3 comments