The Scorpion King 2 is the epic prequel to The Rock’s rise to power in the original Scorpion King movie. You may not be aware that this terd of a movie even exists due to its ’straight to DVD’ status, but it is a definite must-see for people that can appreciate painfully terrible acting and visual effects that could have been executed in the 1995 edition of Microsoft Paint. The star-studded cast of Scorpion King II includes a bonehead UFC fighter, a female lead that is best known for her role as Courthouse Reporter #1 in Batman Begins, and a young Rock played by the amazing talent also known as Blue Time Force Ranger of Power Rangers Time Force. (more…)
September 7th, 2008 | Videos, Funny, Freelance Writing, Entertainment | No comments