In other hot dog related news, the Philadelphia Bomb Squad successfully detonated three extremely dangerous hot dog bombs after they were called to the Philadelphia Phillies’ ballpark to investigate three suspicious packages outside of the stadium. The contents of the ’suspicious packages’ were immediately identified when, after exploding into thousands of meaty bits, the smell of freshly cooked Hatfield franks quickly permeated the air; this may very well have been the most expensive BBQ Philly has ever seen. As a result of his meaty littering, the Philadelphia Phanatic, the mastermind behind the frankfurter bombs, has now been added to the terror watch list. (more…)
September 25th, 2008 | Funny, Entertainment, News | 1 comment