In other hot dog related news, the Philadelphia Bomb Squad successfully detonated three extremely dangerous hot dog bombs after they were called to the Philadelphia Phillies’ ballpark to investigate three suspicious packages outside of the stadium.  The contents of the ’suspicious packages’ were immediately identified when, after exploding into thousands of meaty bits, the smell of freshly cooked Hatfield franks quickly permeated the air; this may very well have been the most expensive BBQ Philly has ever seen.  As a result of his meaty littering, the Philadelphia Phanatic, the mastermind behind the frankfurter bombs, has now been added to the terror watch list. (more…)

September 25th, 2008 | Funny, Entertainment, News | 1 comment

The Scorpion King 2 is the epic prequel to The Rock’s rise to power in the original Scorpion King movie.  You may not be aware that this terd of a movie even exists due to its ’straight to DVD’ status, but it is a definite must-see for people that can appreciate painfully terrible acting and visual effects that could have been executed in the 1995 edition of Microsoft Paint.  The star-studded cast of Scorpion King II includes a bonehead UFC fighter, a female lead that is best known for her role as Courthouse Reporter #1 in Batman Begins, and a young Rock played by the amazing talent also known as Blue Time Force Ranger of Power Rangers Time Force.  (more…)

September 7th, 2008 | Videos, Funny, Freelance Writing, Entertainment | No comments