I’m Moving to Lakewood, Colorado

I came across this gem tonight while doing research for a client’s website we’ve been slaving away on for the past month. From the City of Lakewood, Colorado website:

Regarding your personal stash…

9.43.030 Possession of marijuana.
It is unlawful for any person to knowingly possess less than eight ounces of marijuana. (Ord. O-2007-28 § 5, 2007; Ord. O-91-28 § 1 (part), 1991).

It doesn’t stop there. Want to party in Lakewood, Colorado or show off your latest dispensary purchase? I hope you have enough…

9.43.040 Public display, consumption, or use of marijuana.
It is unlawful for any person to openly and publicly display, consume, or use less than eight ounces of marijuana. (Ord. O-2007-28 § 6, 2007; Ord. O-91-28 § 1 (part), 1991).

Medical Marijuana in COThis may very well be the only place in America where you are legally required to possess marijuana and brag about it in public. I never have been a huge fan of snowy, cold winters, but this mandatory possession law might just change all that.

Does June 1st work as a moving date for everyone? It looks on the map like it’s pretty close to Denver, so we should start checking Craigslist. Let me know who’s in; maybe we can all just go in on a mansion.


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3 Responses to I’m Moving to Lakewood, Colorado

  1. damian says:

    i wonder if this would hold up in court…

  2. mandie says:

    I can just imagine that scene:

    “But, judge, you see, I visited the City of Lakewood website after getting my doctor’s recommendation for medical marijuana. It explicitly said that not only did I have to possess more than 8 ounces, but that if I chose to show it in public I HAD to consume 8 ounces or more of it. After showing a fellow patient the latest batch of Blackberry Kush I got from the dispensary, I realized I was in big trouble. This is why myself and 10 other patrons at the Lakewood Suds-n-Such were so lit up we couldn’t get the rest of our laundry out of the machines – I legally HAD to smoke it.”

    Looks like a sound defense to me ;)

  3. UMMMM, I think I would like to move there. Hmmm, pilates studio meets coffee shop meet dispensary. Money to be made!

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