I am no longer willing to patronize a company that thinks its ok to place yogurt in an orfice that is obviously meant as an exit. I also take issue with your predecessor’s stance on masturbation, and see his views as particularly harsh and damaging to children. I am aware that people can change, and that the views of your founders do not necessarily represent those of the company now, but I am going to take a cue from your action toward Michael Phelps and subsequently punish your company for acts your founders have committed in the past.
Presently, I am very dissatisfied with your advertising campaigns through which you target children to desire your high sugar, low nutrition products like Rice Krispie Treats and the Keebler Elf family of products. Your willingness to pollute the bodies of American children is despicable and is not just consistent with my image of a healthy America.”
And so begins the Kellogg boycott… Brands I will no longer be purchasing include – Kellogg’s®, Keebler®, Pop-Tarts®, Eggo®, Cheez-It®, Club®, Nutri-Grain®, Rice Krispies®, All-Bran®, Special K®, Mini-Wheats®, Chips Deluxe®, Sandies®, Morningstar Farms®, Famous Amos®, and Murray®.