Dimitri
This little gem is courtesy of my friend Rosemary…
According to the email text being passed around with this recording, some friends were out one night in the San Francisco Marina district, and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girls, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dmitri, and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. After their whirlwind 30 second romance he was prompted to call and leave the preceding two voice messages.
Comment from one of the many blogs this clip is featured on:
Hi,
This is Dimitri. Im very particular and would appreciate it if all of you would stop talking about me. I know I’m a catch because my mom says so. I like elegant women who do not mind being questioned about there psychological history. I make very good money, and I dont feel the need to mention that. I don’t appreciate you guys talking about me, so Ill give you until 3 o’clock tomorrow to stop this.
DIMITRI
*ack* Gee, a real WINNER, this guy. How come nobody’s grabbed him yet? Irresistible!
Thanks – I got a parking ticket today. I needed a laugh.
I totally believe that this clip is genuine.
On a side note: You should have seen the meth-head that asked me out last Friday. I felt bad so I gave him my number; he pulled the I’m-calling-you-right-now card to ensure accuracy, so I wasn’t left much of a choice. I said I would go out with him next Tuesday. (I agreed to a date and time, wtf is my problem?) So, if after he arises from his meth-haze, he remembers; I’ll forward you the voicemail if it’s good for a chuckle. (For your personal enjoyment, of course…I don’t publicly exploit people, especially crack-heads)
I’m telling you, put me in a room with 35 normal guys and 1 meth-head, the meth-head is sure to come running.
this guy has to be wanted for serial killing.
scary.- I hope it’s not real… I can’t tell.
How funny! See this is what us single ladies have to look foward too….hahahahahah
Omg, this guy is a freak, and a pig for even calling this lady and saying what he did to her. OMG what a dick. I woulnd’t care if he’s Greek or a Geek He’d get a busy signal if He called me and the cop’s called on him
That was bizarre! and very very creepy.
Imagine the horror had OLGA on a whim, accepted a date with him that night at the Marina, and actually had to spend time with him!! eeeeek!
It’s such an obvious fake, and it’s stupid to boot. It’s the same principle as Homer Simpson (who in fact parodies this in one of the episodes), it exploits everyone’s desire to have a very-low-social-status person to laugh at. People want to believe it, because it soothes their egos. Same reason almost every sitcom has a very nerdy character. Don’t you see how you’re being played? Or are you part of the scam?
Oh wow, listen to that pseudo-sociological rhetoric.
David, or should I say, Dimitri: drop the loquacious banter and quit being jealous of those who are able to laugh at the pathetic.
Soon enough, you will graduate High School; maybe with age will come the ability to truly make a point. I wish you well on your endeavors.
Actually, David, it’s not fake, but the “explanation” provided is completely made up. The guy is actually in Toronto, Canada, not San Francisco. Here’s a little article about him:
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
Complete nut-job.