This little gem is courtesy of my friend Rosemary…
According to the email text being passed around with this recording, some friends were out one night in the San Francisco Marina district, and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girls, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dmitri, and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. After their whirlwind 30 second romance he was prompted to call and leave the preceding two voice messages.
This guy is obviously a serious catch, I mean, what woman would not be charmed by the lines, “passive aggressive,you should look that up”, and “if you have a personality disorder, don’t call me”. There is some debate on the web as to whether or not this clip is real or fake. Personally, I believe in the legitimacy of this clip, purely based on the fact that I do not even think someone trying to make a joke would go this far and could act as troubled as our dear friend Dimitri. Believe what you will, either way this clip is guaranteed to make you fall off your chair laughing:)
Comment from one of the many blogs this clip is featured on:
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This is Dimitri. Im very particular and would appreciate it if all of you would stop talking about me. I know I’m a catch because my mom says so. I like elegant women who do not mind being questioned about there psychological history. I make very good money, and I dont feel the need to mention that. I don’t appreciate you guys talking about me, so Ill give you until 3 o’clock tomorrow to stop this.
DIMITRI
Oh wow, listen to that pseudo-sociological rhetoric.
David, or should I say, Dimitri: drop the loquacious banter and quit being jealous of those who are able to laugh at the pathetic.
Soon enough, you will graduate High School; maybe with age will come the ability to truly make a point. I wish you well on your endeavors.
Comment by alias TBD — July 12, 2008 @ 8:04 am