Dimitri


This little gem is courtesy of my friend Rosemary…


According to the email text being passed around with this recording, some friends were out one night in the San Francisco Marina district, and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girls, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dmitri, and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. After their whirlwind 30 second romance he was prompted to call and leave the preceding two voice messages.

This guy is obviously a serious catch, I mean, what woman would not be charmed by the lines, “passive aggressive,you should look that up”, and “if you have a personality disorder, don’t call me”. There is some debate on the web as to whether or not this clip is real or fake. Personally, I believe in the legitimacy of this clip, purely based on the fact that I do not even think someone trying to make a joke would go this far and could act as troubled as our dear friend Dimitri. Believe what you will, either way this clip is guaranteed to make you fall off your chair laughing:)

Comment from one of the many blogs this clip is featured on:

Hi,
This is Dimitri. Im very particular and would appreciate it if all of you would stop talking about me. I know I’m a catch because my mom says so. I like elegant women who do not mind being questioned about there psychological history. I make very good money, and I dont feel the need to mention that. I don’t appreciate you guys talking about me, so Ill give you until 3 o’clock tomorrow to stop this.
DIMITRI

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July 1st, 2008 | Funny, Friends

10 comments

Oh wow, listen to that pseudo-sociological rhetoric.
David, or should I say, Dimitri: drop the loquacious banter and quit being jealous of those who are able to laugh at the pathetic.
Soon enough, you will graduate High School; maybe with age will come the ability to truly make a point. I wish you well on your endeavors.

Comment by alias TBD — July 12, 2008 @ 8:04 am

It’s such an obvious fake, and it’s stupid to boot. It’s the same principle as Homer Simpson (who in fact parodies this in one of the episodes), it exploits everyone’s desire to have a very-low-social-status person to laugh at. People want to believe it, because it soothes their egos. Same reason almost every sitcom has a very nerdy character. Don’t you see how you’re being played? Or are you part of the scam?

Comment by David — July 11, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

Imagine the horror had OLGA on a whim, accepted a date with him that night at the Marina, and actually had to spend time with him!! eeeeek!

Comment by Polly — July 9, 2008 @ 11:32 am

That was bizarre! and very very creepy.

Comment by Patti — July 7, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

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Pingback by Dez’s Blog - 102 Clear FM Winnipeg » Blog Archive » Maybe it’s fake but who cares? — July 7, 2008 @ 10:27 am

Omg, this guy is a freak, and a pig for even calling this lady and saying what he did to her. OMG what a dick. I woulnd’t care if he’s Greek or a Geek He’d get a busy signal if He called me and the cop’s called on him

Comment by Greg — July 7, 2008 @ 9:26 am

How funny! See this is what us single ladies have to look foward too….hahahahahah

Comment by Ali — July 3, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

this guy has to be wanted for serial killing.

scary.- I hope it’s not real… I can’t tell.

Comment by Jess — July 2, 2008 @ 10:01 am

I totally believe that this clip is genuine.
On a side note: You should have seen the meth-head that asked me out last Friday. I felt bad so I gave him my number; he pulled the I’m-calling-you-right-now card to ensure accuracy, so I wasn’t left much of a choice. I said I would go out with him next Tuesday. (I agreed to a date and time, wtf is my problem?) So, if after he arises from his meth-haze, he remembers; I’ll forward you the voicemail if it’s good for a chuckle. (For your personal enjoyment, of course…I don’t publicly exploit people, especially crack-heads)
I’m telling you, put me in a room with 35 normal guys and 1 meth-head, the meth-head is sure to come running.

Comment by ro — July 1, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

*ack* Gee, a real WINNER, this guy. How come nobody’s grabbed him yet? Irresistible!

Thanks - I got a parking ticket today. I needed a laugh.

Comment by Mars Bar — July 1, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

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