I called the cops on people last thursday night for celebrating too hard about the Phillies making it to the series.

Their idea of ok celebration: setting off fire works from their roof smack into the side of the neighbors home. Seriously. Aiming them at the house.

This is what the cop said when I answered “Ma’am…. we understand people are in the streets celebrating the win, this is a big deal for us”

(he gave away what side he was on by saying “us”)

I flipped out. Told him that I didn’t feel like spending the rest of the evening on the street watching my apartment burn to the ground, etc.

He sent someone to stop them. I watched from my window.

:} F_ckers.