Archive - June, 2008

Words From Your Friendly Animal Control Officer

1) Do I have anything better to do than to give you a ticket for no license/dog off leash/being a waste of life? The answer is no. No, I have nothing better than to take my precious time and taxpayer dollars to write you a completely useless ticket for not doing what was your responsibility [...]

Cattle Network News

The Cattle Network is not a website I frequent regularly, but during an unrelated search regarding food, I came across a list they have published showing the percent change in food prices. The most recent statistical data they have published shows May 2007 compared to May 2008. They have a breakdown of popular [...]

Do They Really Think We Are This Stupid?

June 24 4 Comments Category: Health

Guapo’s Geyser

It was roughly 10 pm on Friday evening. Mounds’ girlfriend and I were already a bottle of wine deep, and decided to head a block or so down the street to quench the insatiable thirst that had overcome us on a quiet start to the weekend. Being the caring doggy mommy I am, [...]

A Life for Sale – Ian Usher

Yesterday, I came across an EBay listing posted by a gentleman in Australia that is giving up everything he owns in an all-encompassing sale, through which, the lucky winner will take on his former life. When he says everything is included, he means just that – EVERYTHING is included. Upon settlement of the [...]