Pit Bull Showdown at Sundown


The erosion of the grass began in a concentrated area located west of the pool. This is the location where Biz and Tucker perform their nightly pit bull acrobatics and dance-fighting display. In case you ever wish to attend this event, it usually begins with the entire pack’s expedition outdoors precisely at dusk. Guapo, being the regular little pup he is, starts this progression with his need to relieve himself. While he scopes out the proper place to spin circles and make his deposit, Biz and Tucker make their way to the dirt stage. The curtain is drawn with both dogs in their starting stance; they stand with their faces side-by-side, butts opposite one another, neither dog looking the other in the eye.

The action starts when one of them (usually Biz, since Tucker is kinda rotund and not very sneaky) makes a quick move to play bite another’s extremity. Biz’s signature move, a.k.a. “the spin”, is a tricky little number that involves him swinging his booty around in a clockwise motion in an effort to hit Tucker in the noggin. He will happily perform the spin while at play when cheered on with words of encouragement such as, “wind it up Biz”! Tucker prefers to take more of a defensive role and can often be found wriggling around on his back or being hit in the skull with Biz’s behind. As you can imagine, this doggy west side story is pretty tiring, and they do take breaks in between rounds by returning to the starting stance. Once in break mode play will only resume if either party moves toward his opponent.

On occasion, Guapo, who’s love of the outdoors can most closely be compared to the kid who never wanted to go out for recess, can be spotted entering the ring in a flurry of excitement. Things really get interesting when this special guest contender finds his way into the ring. The additional number of players causes Biz to wildly execute the spin. Somehow knowing that his chances are greater for landing butt blows, he swirls erratically, no longer concerned with the positioning of his hit. Tucker at this point will play his bully card and use his massive size to bump Biz and Guapo out of his way, all while nibbling and slobbering on their legs (he LOVES to take out legs). Then usually at the peak of wildness, Guapo will hump.

I have no idea what causes him to display this behavior, as they are all fixed male dogs, unless he is trying to assert his dominance. I do know that this behavior is clearly against the showdown rules and reguations, and Biz and Tucker act in unison to expel the offender. Tucker will take out his legs while Biz takes cheap shots at his ever-expanding midsection. Poor Guapo always ends up walking away from the brawls with a shameful look in his eye, but within 2 minutes they are all best friends again, laying in the living room sharing a kong. Silly pitbabies:)

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4 Responses to Pit Bull Showdown at Sundown

  1. admin says:

    the “spin” incidentally has been copyrighted and patented by biz circa 2003 and as his acting power of attorney i must ask you to formally submit a written request for permission to include or hereby mention the specific mechanics of the aforementioned process protected by intellectual property law.

  2. Vicki Chong says:

    Ha! Remember the time we brought Hyde over for his first introduction to Guapo? Guapo welcomed him with humps of glory. He pulled Hyde in with his massive muscular arms and went at it. I’m so glad Hyde was small enough to not feel any real brush against his anal area.
    Although the scene looked more like a raping, I think Hyde was mesmerized. He could not get enough of Guapo after that. Psuedo lovers for life.

  3. Kate says:

    Fantastic! Doggie dances rock. I love reading your blog! Keep up the entertainment.

  4. Jess says:

    This made me laugh out loud!!!! I think Guapo may be taking hits from the other side of the plate and is getting beat up for it.

    It’s almost like the Navy/Military motto…. “If you don’t talk about it or show it, we won’t talk about it or beat you up…” Guapo is choosing to whip out his homosexualness at a time that is closely comparable to some dude walking up to the boxing ring at a military fitness center and saying: “That’s a fine ass you got there, how about you whip that thang this way?”.

    Hahaha :}

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