Startup Fiance

This morning I went through the normal routine, and as I made my way hastily to the door I stopped to say goodbye to the dogs. I knelt down to give Tucky a good pat on the head, and as he looked up at me through tired eyes, I saw that the ants had [...]

I have a sometimes roommate named Nutrageous. Nutrageous has been a mutual friend of Butterfinger and I since high school, probably even before high school for Butterfinger. He is an amazingly talented artist and a genuinely kind individual, but he is lacking in the area of domestic intelligence. I am not sure [...]

Yes, I have decided to name myself after my favorite candy bar of all time, and yes, I was set up with my own mini-lair this afternoon. Our Sunday started off with us missing McDonald’s breakfast (we literally were at the ordering speaker at 10:31) and being told off by an angry female McNasty’s [...]

Our king sized bed made the move from Pennsylvania to California with no problems, and has been a pleasure to rest on, until about 6-9 months ago. When this bed was tested in their sleep labs, the manufacturer must have neglected to examine the effects of a 120ish pound female sleeping in the [...]

In case I have neglected to mention it before, I am a recovering TV junkie. A straight up, come home from work, and head right for the boob-tube entertainment whore. I would usually start my evening at my TV tray, with my dinner and my starter show. The starter show was always [...]